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when they start stirring the macaroni and you and bae look up at each other😏 #...

your uncle trying to get your attention to go outside with him #...

going on your mom side of the family for thanksgiving vs. your dad side #...

when the juice from the greens touches your cornbread. #...

disgusting how these so-called "vegans" still drink water.thats a fishes house you sick fuck.

how that one boogie auntie be sitting in corner looking #...

when everyone's drunk and starts spilling the tea bout stung that happened years ago #...

when you get put on the spot to say grace #...

"ya momma said we can play sin your room" #...

"I already done told you you not spending the night.now go get yo coat"

when everybody know ya girl name before she even introduce herself #...

when you accidentally tell your mama business & she whisper "..." #....

y'all better be on y'all best behavior in these people house #...

"before we eat lets go around the room and all say something we're thankful for."

#.....which seasoning did you use, Tiffany? I can't tell

Success toast it with those who helped you achieve it

you wake up on Christmas and see this in your living room, what do you do???

when yo grandma over hear somebody say "damn! who cooked this" #...

when the food on point but you full off the first plate #.....

when ya mom and aunt both bring macaroni and cheese #.....

when your little cousins ask if you have any games on your phone.

#.... that cousin that got mad degrees and allergies

"you so big now, aint seen you since you was a baby... you remember me?"

when you come late on purpose and food still not ready #......

when you white but relate more to the #... hashtag than #..... lmao!

"kids eat first" me:Shiiid

when all you did was call him a "....." at the top of ur lungs and he hasn't called u back yet