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Nah yo the school district released this to its staff so they could understand what the kids be saying 

When yo girlfriend stay out all night 

Sides bitches got beef with other side bitches 

My momma use to get beat by her boyfriend I though it was fucked up until I remembered

You found this in a church basement WYD

Nah yo the school district released this to it’s staff 

If I gotta do drugs to find love like this I just gotta do drugs then 

Anthony Hamilton is not good house cleaning music 

My momma use to get beat by her boyfriend I though it was fucked up til I remember she use to whoop my ass 

When you tell her you’re gonna pull out but already have your baby shower 

I’ve always been afraid of losing the people I love 

A heart surgeon resting after a long 23 hour 

A heart surgeon resting after a long 23 hour 

After winning miss Thailand 2015 khanlitthamint phasaeng goes visit her single mom and kneels before her 

My sister is about have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital 

People holding onto man trying to commit suicide 

Why do females ask why are you doing this to me during sex 

When you in that henny and she says give it to me tonight

Gonna tell my daughter that the titanic sunk because 

so do you like pizza

females be scared of spiders but will smack tf outta dude thats 6'3 200lbs

i told her if she beat me in 2k ima buy her some bundles, this bitch up 20 rn

so y'all tellin me this emoji aint samuel l jackson off django

idc how much money i got, i still leavin the club to hit my bottle in the car

my girl watched me get the hell beat outta me

madden tournament shooter had a history of mental illness warnings ignored

niggles think just cuz you done settle down and had kids, you turned soft

when your mom tried to hit you and you duck

You always smell so nice what do you use 

Dis nigga plies talking about 

Manger’s be like can you stayyyyy

When you convince yourself to finally go out, then realize 

Hustle like you have no friends and grind like 

How many years since you’ve been out of high school?

i told my baby mom 2 years ago to get your license and ill get you a car, honestly i never thought id be getting her a car

dudes were so trash back in the day

so y'all tellin me this emoji aint smauel L jackson off django

idc how much money i got i'm still leaving the club to go hit my bottle thats in the car

my girl literally watched me get the hell beat out of me at the gas station...

Oh hell naw 339.72 for sum batteries Walmart done lost its mind 

Mama said you don’t have to be light skin to be pretty

They will literally beg for your time then waste it

Yours fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips,

If I’m not a billionaire by the end of this year

Bitches be like my baby mixed

Good pussy be so warm because it’s from hell

My biggest fear is taking a girl out for dinner and drinks

NY senator said woman called cops for handing out flyers...

niggas be tryin to make you jealous with the ugliest bitches

texting is a brilliant way to misscommunicate how you feel

when you thought the argument was over

after sex and she stares at you